One day some children were kicked out of their house for being annoying pieces of crap. “oH nO wHaT WiLl wE dO” said Gretel “idk lol” said Hansel then they found a house that was made of food. Melting marshmallows generic ginger bread and crappy cranberries. They had not eaten for 15 WHOLE MINUTES so they began to destroy property. After they ate the garden some old lady came out of the house and said “lol come inside i have more food” so then the stupid children went inside and the person was like “lol ur my slaves now AMIRIGHT?? Also by the way im blind and also the boy gets kept in a cage so i can eat him later” and they were kidnapped by the witch,and hansel got locked in cage
Hansel ate food or something. Then he ate food or something. And did it again.
He got really fat or something because the witch fed him like all the time. So then the now slave gretel went like “i know here have a dead child’s finger and pretend its yours”.
So they used it as a finger or something. It was so epic.
Hansel and Gretel were tricking the witch. Planning to Fool the woman with a substitute finger, Hansel tried holding out the bone. Then the witch realised there was no skin on it because she’s not stupid. So she tied the children to chairs. wHY aRe U doInG tHiS” said hansel “because you tried to trick me lol. What do you think? You’re treating me like I enjoy smash brawl you disgusting creatures. SCUM” she screeched and then threw a flaming torch to the ground. And the house burnt to the ground killing Hansel and gretel in the process. A couple of weeks later, the witch took over Germany and ate all the children. THE END.
